The Robots and Monsters store has everything you need to announce your fanatical and undying devotion to the great cause of small, silly drawings done by some guy in San Francisco. Pay easily and securely through the Paypal links, or, if you prefer, email us to set up payment by personal check.

Please note that the proceeds from the store do not go to The Cause, unless it's a gift certificate for an original drawing: this is just like any store, and the proceeds help maintain the site, the expenses, and the extravagant 3 and 4 course Ramen noodle banquets that Joe Alterio enjoys.

Also please note everything in the store bears images created by Joe Alterio; Joe has no rights over any work created by a Special Contributor. Please contact them directly for merch associated with their creative content.

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Giclee Print $25

Get your own giclee print of any existing robot or monster by Joe Alterio*, printed on acid-free bristol board, and with archival inks. The print measures the same size as the original work, 6' x 6. Please let us know the name of the robot or monster when ordering: you can see them all here.

*For a print of a robot or monster done by a Special Contributor, please contact them directly.

What's the name of the Robot or Monster you want a print of?

R and M Gift Certificate Any Amount

Give the gift of giving by giving a gift. Did that just blow your mind? Thought so. You can order a R and M gift certifcate for any amount, which is good towards either an original drawing for them to customize, or something from the store. Plus, you get that warm and fuzzy feeling by helping a Good Cause.

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R and M Teeshirt #1 $25

White ink on an American Apparel teeshirt, featuring our beloved Radiobot and the logo, and printed by the Ape Do Good print shop here in San Francisco. In both Mens (regular fit teeshirt ) and Women's (capped sleeves, open neck) sizes. Please specify gender, size, and color when ordering.

Coming Soon!

R and M Poster #1 $30

Forty Eight Robots and Monsters from the first wave of R and M, a bunch of favorites and a few sleepers. The poster is 20' x 30', and printed on semi gloss acid free paper. Makes a dingy dorm room look like the Taj Mahal!

Coming Soon!